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My birthday was a week ago... I practically reincarnated my computer... new screen, new speakers... Been watching Wimbledon all day... Just watchin' Fedex and some other dudes desperately trying to get the little green ball over the net...

And that's about it... Pretty boring, a fucking storm is going through this whole week and I wasn't able to go to the beach for 5 days already... Damn, I'm gonna kill myself of boredom...

Been up all night. Can't keep eyes open. Can't sleep.

WTF

Oh, yeah, and I heard u liek ZALGO

You know, the one who waits behind the wall?

ALL GLORY TO CHINA!!! ALL YOUR NEWGROUNDS ARE BELONG TO US!!!

Srsly, wtf is this crap, I remember Poogrounds, that was cool...

GOT A GUITAR FOR NEW YEAR OMG NIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DAMN, I haven't written anything here in a while... Well, even though I don't celebrate Christmas myself, I wish merry (and a late) Xmas to all Nu-grounders!

Oh, and here's Snoopy, getting ready for Xmas:

Just got a new graphic card. 3 GB of memory thingy... RAM was it called? Well wathever, total of 640 GB of hard drive...

Well that's it! Let that usual huge amount of comments roll in!

WOOHOO!!! I don't know for how many months I had the garbage whistle because a review of mine got deleted (Can't remember which one correctly), but here I am with the normal! JUST AFTER ONE DAY!!! I mean, I heard that you will need a month or so to gain back normal, but I did it in just one day?!

Well, anyway, when i checked my account page and saw normal I was like, "OMGWTFBBQ!1!" so I decided to make a post about it... Not that anyone cares... Yeah...

Yesterday I was on a vacation (day before first day of school) and I puked 4 times... Well, it was nice all in all. Just trying to make more frequent posts and stuff!

Oh, and here's a picture of a genius:

...so here it is! Enjoy!

There was a crate in the bottom of the grave and it had written on it: "FUCK YOU PIG INC." So I, like a good grand-daughter, bought it to my pig. But when I've seen what are you doing, destroying puppet strings to our souls. I cannot describe the happiness of my spider-man when I put a bucket full of liquid that was in a small bottle. He jumped around like a gay kid! But the strange fact is, that on the crate was a monkey! I haven't noticed that until I opened it at home... And the bean I stole it from didn't take refunds... I thought to investigate that, so I fed the camel with it and just relaxed in my pants. When the monkey finished his dinner, I used the pincher to grab his pancreas... It will be explained now. I couldn't leave her on the bench alone... so I killed her grandparents and took their hair... It was a fun jungle activity, and I called them again and told them to suck each others fingers! I didn't realize that the beach was closed due to the parrot invasion, so the tapeworms arrested me and stole my jacket. The employee is a bad person, so I avoided him.